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wickedtheory:

DEADPOOL - “Oh, F***K Me” (High Quality) - Here’s that test footage that has been popping up all over since it leaked at comic-con, featuring Ryan Reynolds as The Merc With The Mouth - in crisp, clear video! Looks so much better! Watch now before it gets taken down.

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maikimhuyeen:

omg, press play. wait for the beat to drop. 

this is just lovely

i got my ass ate in the men's room @ olive garden thnx for this opportunity

Anonymous

I hid my deepest feelings so well I forgot where I placed them.

- Amy Tan, Saving Fish From Drowning (via feellng)

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

slavocracy:

at some point in history someone was like “i cant believe the harry potter wiki is missing a vital ‘fried egg’ page” and took the time to look for all the references to fried eggs in the harry potter universe

slavocracy:

at some point in history someone was like “i cant believe the harry potter wiki is missing a vital ‘fried egg’ page” and took the time to look for all the references to fried eggs in the harry potter universe

cubrone:

cubrone:

knightscrest:

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario